18 March, 2008
I'm high as a kite right now.
01 April, 2006
I turned the big oh-two today! Recently the human has been taking me outside. I've got this big blue harness (pretty stylin') and a 16-foot retractible leash. It's pretty sweet, except when the dogs come out. And then there was that time with the lawnmowers...
09 January, 2006
Really, it’s just the greatest material known to feline science. It’s noisy, and light, and tasty! Mmm… plastic…
30 October, 2005
The humans keep running around putting things in boxes and rubbish bags!
I think something's up. I better not go into one of those boxes, too. They keep disappearing, and I don't think I feel like disappearing on a Sunday morning.
19 October, 2005
Today, while the humans were gone, I dyed my fur pink! I didn't get all of it, though; I ran out after doing the back of my neck.
Maybe next time I should try something other than rolling around on the spot of dye I made on the floor.
Damn those humans and their opposeable thumbs.
18 October, 2005
The human is all excited about my site coming up second if you Google my name.
I'm not quite sure what the big deal is.
The first result is who I was named after, though.
Humans are stupid.
30 September, 2005
Man, I am so high right now.